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Simp

by spcuy May 23, 2021
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•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:

Eli Flynn
by SimpDefinition February 3, 2020
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Sucker Idolising Mediocre Pussy

A person who does things just to get into a person pants.
Look at this dude he been simp for this girl since day one
by Dr_R1ck March 25, 2021
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by HmmHmmHmmHmm September 27, 2020
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Simp's Law

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.
"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius
by mistahroga May 9, 2020
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Josh brown to his ex from 4 years ago
Josh is such a simp for Caitlin
by Defotruth2020 April 19, 2020
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Someone who cuts on the boys to hang with a girl even tho he had plans with the boys.
by Mags is a simp October 8, 2020
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