Rihanna syndrome

When you can't keep a man, so you just go from guy to guy.

I fuck on the first date, but they still leave. Do I have Rihanna Syndrome? YES!

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by Jnarg October 30, 2015

Balderas Syndrome

When a Mexican goes Crazy after realizing that his country is Doomed

Lady : Did you hear about the shooting at the Balderas Station?

Lady 2: Yes , that guy went crazy and ended up killing an elderly man.

Lady: why do you think he did it?

Lady 2: The time he spent in the U.S changed him, and now that he's back, he has realized that the situation here in Mexico is really bad.

Lady: that happens to a lot of people, they should come up with a name for that.

Lady 2: they came up with a name..they are calling it the Balderas Syndrome.

by Helden October 22, 2010

Raven Syndrome

a fuckin sickness where u think you can fly and ur fake black and see the future

After too many drinks Bob jumped of the roof at his girlfriend laquishas family barbecue. He was later diagnosed with Raven Syndrome.

by Bristen Bock April 23, 2018

ten page syndrome

When you are writing a huge important paper that is supposed to be 15-20 pages, and somewhere around the tenth page, you start feeling like a) you are never going to finish this goddamn paper, b)everything you have written so far is total crap and makes no sense. Generally results in a paper-writing break that may include curling up in a ball and sobbing. Occurs with higher frequency at the end of the semester. Only known cure is actually getting off your ass and working. Ten page syndrome may persist until you are a page or two away from your minimum, when it will be replaced by elation and a second wind of energy.

I can't tell if my paper about postmodernism and the clam trade in Cucamonga is really a worthless piece of shit, or if I just have ten page syndrome.

by alyssa August 29, 2005

Snape Nose Syndrome

When a person has a very large nose, similar to Severus Snape.

Girl 1: What happened to your boyfriend?
Girl 2: He left me for a girl with Snape Nose Syndrome

by Chakalaka34423 April 29, 2009

South London Syndrome

A syndrome which develops when a South Londoner is out of South London for too long.
It causes them to go on a rampage of tendencies associated with South London stereotypes.
They may begin to stab people, steal, threaten people and many other things (unprovoked)
Common among people from Croydon and Brixton especially.

"Did you hear what happened to Abdi the other day? He got sent back to Kennington cos of his South London Syndrome."

by London07 August 12, 2018

Stuck In The House Syndrome

Stuck in the House Syndrome is when you grow bored of being lazy in your house. Your brain turns to mush, you get tired of sitting so your legs hurt, you don't have anything on t.v to watch, on demand wants to be gay, and you run out of websites and things to do on the computer, you even searched things to do when bored in Google. You feel like rolling on the floor and screaming -__-

PERSON 1: When it snows outside, and my parents refuse to take me anywhere i start to scream and roll on the floor.

PERSON 2: Dude, you must be suffering with stuck in the house syndrome

PERSON 1: Man, i need the cure for SITHS

PERSON 2: Runaway -_-

by Boredchild January 9, 2011