Belmont Hill Syndrome 

A disease, endemic to belmont hill, that involves mysterious pain in the rectum, along with strange markings on the penis, almost similar to bite marks. The cause is still being studied. In Massachussetts, the only state in which it has been studied so far, it has been found at Belmont Hill, Roxbury Latin, in Provincetown, and among certain Catholic Priests.

Guy: Hey, baby, want to go out tonight?

Girlfriend: No, I just found out you have Belmont Hill Syndrome. Faggot!

Belmont Hill Syndrome by Belmont Hill is gay October 11, 2008

Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS) 

Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome is a recently identified ailment characterised by an unrelenting urge to think and talk about Bitcoin in a negative light. The syndrome appears to be the result of a gradual build up of saltiness over several years of regret of not buying Bitcoin. Therefore, if left untreated, it has the potential to consume one's life and damage their reputation beyond repair.

It has become apparent that most Bitcoin critics are indeed sufferers of Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS).

Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS) by Jamo2221 January 18, 2021

pixar syndrome 

when someone thinks an animal or insect has a personality and is cute, adorable, and cuddley... no matter what the circumstances.

person 1: "awww! look at that cute tiger! He wont hurt me, hes soooo cute!!!"
person2: "uh huh... sounds like pixar syndrome to me"

pixar syndrome by TZ October 2, 2005

Banana Syndrome 

When ones penis curves to the side like a banana due to excessive masturbation or a bad posture when masturbating.

"Fuck, my penis is bent to the left!"
"Dude, you should've alternated hands like we told you; it's the only known way of preventing Banana Syndrome."

Banana Syndrome by Vodalus April 7, 2010

Dirty Dancing Syndrome

When you see a horrible movie, such as dirty dancing, and although it is disturbingly stupid, you can't stop watching.

I watched Dirty Dancing last night. Worst thing I ever saw in my life, but SO juicy, i couldn't turn it off, I think I have Dirty Dancing Syndrome

Dirty Dancing Syndrome by Annie-Ann December 6, 2010

Beirut Syndrome 

Pretending that everything is fine and better than everywhere while the world crumbles around you.

That guy is suffering from Beirut Syndrome, he doesn't realise his life as he knows it is almost over

Beirut Syndrome by blackhack0000 October 11, 2015

Nice Guy Syndrome 

A dating disorder wherein a guy with zero self confidence has a constant need for approval and the personality of a wet mop, who blames his inability to get a girlfriend or hook up on the delusion that he is simply too nice and women only want douchebags. Contrary to feminist beliefs(again), NGS is not misogynist nor sexual entitlement. It's self-victimization.

Symptoms Include:
- insecurity
- codependency
- being too nice
- never disagreeing
- a need to please others
- blaming the friendzone
- fear of rejection
- unstable self-esteem
- thinking girls should lust for you acting overly nice...
- ...self-pity when reality

Causes:
The exact cause of NGS is unknown, though professionals agree a common factor is acting like a faggot with no backbone in a competitive dating scene.

Diagnosis:
If you think bitches constantly friend-zone you and only hook up with douches when you're obviously superior because of how supar nice and affectionate you are... then you may suffer from NGS.

Risks:
- Virginity
- Dying alone
- Friendzones
- Getting used
- Crying yourself to sleep

Treatment:
The first step is realizing that you are the problem and girls are simply not attracted to insecurity and fail. Your doctor can often prescribe a swift kick in the ass for your balls to drop, which should help develop confidence. Thick skin and a personality are also recommended.

Jake: Man why do girls like Megan keep dating douchebags instead of me? I'm so much better just look how much nicer I am. It's not fair.
David: Well have you tried busting a move or flirting or something?
Jake: No way I don't wanna come off like a douche. I mean what if she doesn't like that or something.
David: So.... you're just nice? That's it?
Jake: Not *just* nice, I'm also totally a great listener and willing to do anything they want without complaining.
David: And this is every time? Dude... That sounds like some kinda nice guy syndrome. Ouch.

Kate: Hey what about that Jake guy? He's totally into you and kinda cute.
Megan: lol I had no idea. The guy's super nice and a great listener but he never flirts or makes a move. I figured he just wasn't into me. Besides, it feels like he's sucking up to me sometimes. Such a snorefest, not really into that.

Nice Guy Syndrome by xailu March 19, 2014