by Hunter williams July 26, 2009
Get the thats no fun at a party mug.1) A gathering/party overpopulated by females (sounds good yeah!!!........???????????? but wait), the majority are over the hill or nearing it. They are wondering why "i do not have childeren" or the possibilty of kids, "where did my youth go??" Run guys run............... Other wise your an unwilling daddy.
2) fU&K this place is full of middle age chicks, they should be desperate and willing for anything they get.
2) fU&K this place is full of middle age chicks, they should be desperate and willing for anything they get.
1. Fuck mate, I did that old one at that party the other night with no rubber she made a point of me cumming inside her, think she had an alternative reason.
2. Yeah my mate and I went to this party on the weekend, the dirty bastdard did this 48 year old, but I ended up leaving because there was too many off eggs there..
2. Yeah my mate and I went to this party on the weekend, the dirty bastdard did this 48 year old, but I ended up leaving because there was too many off eggs there..
by adamayersrock1 October 17, 2009
Get the Spoiled Egg Party mug.Mario party rules is a smoking game, you need alot weed a bong or two a mario party game on a nintendo console (64 works for me)
Now the rules are simple, pick characters, whenever you win a mingame a star or you win a box with an item coins or stars you pull a cone. Because you have to have a cone after you win a minigame you get ripped as you play thus making it harder or easier to win therefore getting a cone, Mario party rules works good when you want to smoke heaps but lack money therefore winning at MPR gets you quite baked
Now the rules are simple, pick characters, whenever you win a mingame a star or you win a box with an item coins or stars you pull a cone. Because you have to have a cone after you win a minigame you get ripped as you play thus making it harder or easier to win therefore getting a cone, Mario party rules works good when you want to smoke heaps but lack money therefore winning at MPR gets you quite baked
(Luigi) We played mario party rules last night, I won the minigame star happening star an coin star I was ripped way before we had a rematch,
(Wario) I hate mario party rules I pay the most an have the least!
(Wario) I hate mario party rules I pay the most an have the least!
by luigirippz May 29, 2010
Get the mario party rules mug.by ShazzBazz June 16, 2008
Get the Gaf Party At The House mug.this is a simple phenomenon, basically just what the words say: it is a party where it is mandatory to have sex -- with allie brosh.
variations have arisen whereby whatever girl or guy that is named becomes (he or she) with whom sex must be had if you want the free drinks and food etc
variations have arisen whereby whatever girl or guy that is named becomes (he or she) with whom sex must be had if you want the free drinks and food etc
dave: did you go to the party last night?
dale: i went to the house, but i got there and turns out it was a mandatory sex party and i didn't have any viagara and, you know, i can't naturally get it done with non-asians. allie said just an hour or so of oral would be ok but i was looking around at all the guys who'd already been there a while and had their turn and i kind of thought i'd be better off just going to a movie.
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dave: did you go to the karen's mandatory sex party last week?
dale: yeah. it was pretty fun.
dale: i went to the house, but i got there and turns out it was a mandatory sex party and i didn't have any viagara and, you know, i can't naturally get it done with non-asians. allie said just an hour or so of oral would be ok but i was looking around at all the guys who'd already been there a while and had their turn and i kind of thought i'd be better off just going to a movie.
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dave: did you go to the karen's mandatory sex party last week?
dale: yeah. it was pretty fun.
by willhard9723 May 19, 2013
Get the mandatory sex party mug.To use M&M candy sexually ie. to put M&M's in a girl's pussy or anus and either eat the candy out while giving oral sex, or making the girl eat the candy. Can also be used in the male anus or coated with precum or cum.
by kinkychocolatier April 30, 2010
Get the M&M Party mug.An all-male party where all invited guests dress like Star Wars or Halo characters. The events are as follows
i) A series of dances commence: decor includes a disco ball, flashing lights and some accessories include anal probes and massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos
ii) techo music such as Darude - Sandstorm is played
iii) a large amount of fellatio ensues followed by several bouts of kfc knobing
iv) the fat host whose initials are generally J.S. or C.S. will begin to complain about how none of his writers for the banner are submitting articles on time
v) everyone will ejaculate (bukkake style) on the host until he shuts his KFC knobing mouth
i) A series of dances commence: decor includes a disco ball, flashing lights and some accessories include anal probes and massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos
ii) techo music such as Darude - Sandstorm is played
iii) a large amount of fellatio ensues followed by several bouts of kfc knobing
iv) the fat host whose initials are generally J.S. or C.S. will begin to complain about how none of his writers for the banner are submitting articles on time
v) everyone will ejaculate (bukkake style) on the host until he shuts his KFC knobing mouth
1. jon's oltys brother was going to throw a star wars party but he decided not to since he didn't have the appropriate costumes
2. Jon renegade began to crave anonymous kfc knobing action and began to throw a star wars party in order to get some hot action/chicken
3. Jon invited his mom into the backroom and they went kfc knobing together in preparation for the impending star wars party
4. Jon dressed like the master chief from Halo and swallowed 11 cum shots and his shirt became a cum shirt
2. Jon renegade began to crave anonymous kfc knobing action and began to throw a star wars party in order to get some hot action/chicken
3. Jon invited his mom into the backroom and they went kfc knobing together in preparation for the impending star wars party
4. Jon dressed like the master chief from Halo and swallowed 11 cum shots and his shirt became a cum shirt
by renegayd June 11, 2006
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