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Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!
I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!
by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
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Hand sandwich

Hand sandwich.

Verb or noun.

Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.

Noun

The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.
Verb. After a long and unsatisfying day James decided to finish it up with a little hand sandwich.

Noun.

After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.
by Deaftoboybands January 20, 2016
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Patti Hand

The patti hand is when you wave at someone but your middle and index finger are stuck together.
Ariana waved a patti hand to greet the customers.
by Arianamous November 23, 2021
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Hand-me-down

When you are having sex with a partner and the one on top sips from a drink (cause gravity) and then they slowly release it into the other partners mouth
Yo bro, she gave me a hand-me-down last night! It was so rad, I didn’t have to drink by myself
by Monkeyman132 January 6, 2022
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Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.
So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!
by Damage313 October 20, 2020
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Terrorist Hand

A special gamemode in Rainbow Six Siege called Terrorist Hand
by mrsciopes September 19, 2019
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Small handed bitch

Rad is a small handed bitch
by PsychoSak October 28, 2020
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