One who obtains children and/or pets merely for monetary gain or social status...
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used
Billy and Buffy are up to 2 life ornaments, one dog and one boy.. they both crap in the house
She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check
She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check
by skinnyBitch September 21, 2016
Get the life ornamentmug. by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 20, 2025
Get the .9.God Iz Good For Nothing Of Your Life.9.mug. A endless shithole for people to suffer and kill their self and make children but then eat their children.
by GayestGirlEverxx February 15, 2018
Get the Lifemug. Being in love with a guy named Amir who just wants to be friends, sadly I don't wanna just be friends, ever since I met him I loved him, may have just loved him before I met him, he really is something so different than every guy I know, which is good, I really love him a lot, but me and him just never work which hurts a lot, because I really wanna spend the rest of my life with him but it just may not happen.
by true facts found! April 7, 2022
Get the My lifemug. When you're on top of a bitch choking her during sex, then just as her eyes start to cross and she's fading.. You release your grip and as she gasps for a breath of air, you gutturally belch into her face. Then you tighten your grip again to close it off in her lungs so she can't exhale it.
I couldn't get off, so I told her to roll over and gave her the Breath of Life. Best nut of my life.
by Offendicon July 18, 2023
Get the Breath of Lifemug. Action of disconnecting of the internet and doing leisure activities. Being an actual nature loving human for once and interact in your local tribe with physical things that don't require any electronic devices.
'I've been lifing all this week, I feel very refreshed but it's time to connect again...', 'Go and life a little, life is too short for just Roblox, 2k every year and now even genshin impact... smh'
by Lisks October 28, 2021
Get the Lifingmug. 