mom

a mom is everything. When you go through a breakup or anything bad, she is always there for you. she makes you food, she gives you a house and sometimes makes your bed. she is hilarious and funny and will always make you laugh, or even pee your pants. Even though you might yell, argue, or disagree with her she always will always love you more than you will ever know.

my mom is the best.

by baby.yoda_and_bb8.forlife November 28, 2019

Ur mom

gay

ur mom gay

by sammyjreal January 24, 2019

Jr's Mom

a stupid fucking piece of shit who licks her sons asshole day and night

She's just like Jr's mom! A piece of fucking shit!

by NiggasCheeks June 21, 2020

ur mom

a funnily rude way of saying something so called funny or responding to someone talking and you're annoyed.

"so then we kissed!!!"Sookie said happily. "Ur mom" Lorelai announced.

by おはよ January 14, 2022

ur mom

the most op comeback that can even destroy god

jim: hey what did you do last night?
pablo: ur mom
jim: *dies*
jims mom: *dies*
pablo *alives*

by clipsyboi June 25, 2022

Mom

A mom is somebody to spoil you, gives you money.

Moms are nice and caring and would do anything.
Besides moms sometimes makes us their slaves.
They at least give you food.
But in hentai moms have a different purpose

"I love my mom she feeds me!"
Ann: my mom loves me more than my dad!

by Hotmanass June 23, 2019

your mom

pronunciation: yore-mahm
definition: gay

jim: "Oh I wonder who took my lubes last night"
bob: "your mom"
jim: "isn't she gay?"

by hazelnutmei March 29, 2023