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This is fucking bullshit 

What a little kid says when he signs a contract and does not read it, later making a tantrum on social media.
Bob: You cant leave the company until your contract expires

Jonesy: This is fucking bullshit

I can't fucking breathe 

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|

this dude is actually fucking a dead body 

Holy shit what the fuck why would he do this
Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”

this school is fucking creepy 

Clean Your Fucking Cache 

The thing you say when someone is trying to play a browser game and he can't play it because "the servers are down".
Push CTRL + SHIFT + DEL
Person 1:Bro i can't play this browser game
Person 2:Clean Your Fucking Cache CTRL+SHIFT+DEL

Yeet dem fucking stars 

When you obtain the starfury in terraria
Dude1 Damn he yeeting dem stars
dude 2 what the fuck those fucking stars coming down hard
Gamer Yeet dem fucking stars boys