I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!

Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022

hi blog welcome to my guys

A vlog when a Filipino man just vlogs around private jets or an airport maybe

Hi blog welcome to my guys s-shut down *Microsoft shutdown sound*

by ofofjejdjtjkctlelz January 29, 2025

very good guys

My feelings are hurt that I got called a shaven pussy.

Anthony: “Very good guys”

by Derricks2 April 5, 2022

That Guy

"That Guy" refers to the player Phreakyahs who is literally him. Often referred to as "The one", "Jmoorsey's Superior", or just "Massa", Phreakyahs has power levels well beyond that of any authority.

I couldn't possibly unwhitelist Phreakyahs, he's that guy

by FantasticFreedoms December 13, 2024

guys with no arses

Aidan Stainthorpe

You know an Aidan Stainthorpe when you see one. Ugly guys with no arses.

by Unknowndudewithhugedoinks June 19, 2018

Cereal Guy

A based Chad who is so cool and AWESOME. The most epic cringelord around

Isn't Cereal Guy so awesome?

by Cool Chad Based November 19, 2020

That Guy

That Guy is usually a bad thing could be a positive depending on context. A person will usually say that guy because he lacks social classification and is usually out of the loop hence the person's name is unknown or intentionally ignored. That guy may have the charisma of an ignoranus and may often be referred too or beckgoned with references like douche or douchebag and ass. That guy also can be a piece of shit that you want gone but he hangs around like a dingleberry.

To sum it up you don't want to be that guy.

Glad I'm not that guy! That guy is a dumbass! Who is that guy!?

by Au. December 22, 2015