bungie blow job

When two fags play destiny 2 an overhyped dead game that literally costs 3 dollars at game stop play it every fucking day that enjoy a advance 69 position where the fat gay guy is on bottom being pegged in the mouth with the two Inch Willy by the other guy while he’s doing push ups on the fat man whilst sucking the crusty dick.

Nick and Josh play so much destiny two together they do a bungie blow job together after every lost match of gambit.

by Raymoney$$$$$ December 14, 2019

hangover job

A pretty sweet job you take, not because of the pay or status, but because you are smart enough to hang even when hungover and at the same time earn a couple of bucks.

Screw being a yuppie, i’ll just live with my parents and take this hangover job instead.

by Mahoney Unchained May 10, 2020

Maple syrup job

The maple syrup foot job was famous from tiktok were it was them at ihop passing the maple syrup to there friend or boyfriend/girlfriend if they refuse there not a real partner and if they accept then there a real one for that💯💯

Maple syrup job:
*passes the maple syrup* so?
*maple syrup footjob*

by Realsterling October 7, 2023

Rim Job

The act of shitting on the seat of the toilet rather than into the bowl.

Joe: I just gave the toilet the rim job of its life!
Jim: Damn I wish I could give you a rim job.
*sex scene*

by poopsniffer68 September 18, 2021

rim job

When a stock's price just touches the 13 or 48 EMAs and heads the other direction causing you to either buy it, or cry that you missed your shot.

I bought options for Tesla on the rim job for a quick 700%!

by senor_ag May 24, 2022

cock job

1. A farmer.
2. A Homosexual.
3. A stupid or contemptible person.
4. A sexual act.

1. John: I’m doing a farmer rooster cock job.
Jack: Okay.
2. Ben: Why are a lot of cock jobs?
Johnny: Don’t say that.
Ben: Why not?
Johnny: It’s homosexual.
Ben: oh.
3. Person 1: You are a cock job!
Person 2: You should not have said that.
Person 1: Sorry.
4. Person 1: I had a cock job.
Person 2: That’s disgusting!
Person 1: Sorry, I don’t know what’s a cock job!

by KB_2024 October 6, 2023

Job

A forbidden slur amongst the unemployed community.

Get a job

by ChrisGnarley September 7, 2025