sex0r your face

To have surprise sex with someone's face.

Janet: "Hey jane, what did you do last night?"
Jane: "Well, I was walking through the kitchen when bob jumped out and sex0red my face!"
Janet: "Oh my god!.......0WNED!"

by Gxp September 6, 2003

whats your poison?

usually said by sleazy guys in bars as a way of asking to buy you a drink

"hey...What's Your Poison"
"baileys now feck off"

by Beaky February 29, 2004

roll your raisin

female masterbation

This means you are going to go "roll your raisin" rubbing your g-spot, or pleasuring yourself
Your Va-Jay-jay looks like a raisin.... get it

by headermare July 7, 2009

Tossing your junk

Basicaly to masurbate

some other slang termss may include "Buffing the bannana" "bopping the bolony" "Chocking the chicken" "Cuffing the carrot" "Jerking off" "spanking the monkey" and "whipping the willy"

Guy1- "So were you tossing your junk all night last night after seeing that girl"
Guy2 "Hell yeah you bet I did mate she was so damn hot why did you?"
Guy1 "Ew no way dude that would be so gross that bitch was just bare ugly"

by Anonymous454234 April 14, 2010

Your Dad's friend

Someone possibly an uncle or just a friend of your father's that used the title of "your Dad's friend" as leverage to sexually molest you.

"Don't worry, I'm your Dad's friend"

Talk to your real/fake uncle

"I'm your Dad's friend, you have to listen to me"

by you gonna get raped May 27, 2009

Frost Your Shake

Frosting someone shake means to cum on their breasts.

1. I reached my limit, pulled out my penis, and frosted her shake.

2. I would like to frost your shake

by Sir Frosty December 18, 2009

Sand In Your Eye

A two passenger, lifted, doorless, convertable four wheel drive vehicle that is red in color and greatly underpowered- however very appealing to the eye.

Dude, check out that Sand In Your Eye that's parked out back.

by Victor Creamer January 7, 2011