Typettes Syndrome

A syndrome very simmilar to Tourette Syndrome. A person afflicted with Typettes will often blurt out random profanities or onomatopoeia while typing in a IM program, chat room, or sending a text message.

1. (Typing) John:"Me and Billy walked down to the DAMN IT MOTHER FUCK store today."
Linda:"I think you may have Typettes Syndrome ..."

2. (Typing)Lora:"I think your a really cool guy Jim. I would like to CORRODED SCROTUM hang out some time for real..."
Jim:"Well... I'd love to hang out, but you have Typettes Syndrome ... sorry"

by Davis Hay March 9, 2009

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PBR syndrome

Getting a beer belly or putting on weight from drinking to much PBR.

"Man, I'm getting PBR syndrome... I need to lay off for drinking for a while and do some crunches."

"Have you ever noticed how many hipsters are getting PBR syndrome?"

by greenman61 December 5, 2013

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Rihanna syndrome

When you can't keep a man, so you just go from guy to guy.

I fuck on the first date, but they still leave. Do I have Rihanna Syndrome? YES!

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by Jnarg October 30, 2015

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proletariat syndrome

A medical syndrome, affecting most often the proletarian class, in which people come home from work after a 9-5 shift, fall asleep until about 8:30-9:00 pm then do some chores, only to be back to bed by 10:30-11 pm and get up early the following morning.

Proletariat syndrome should not be confused with ptsd or seasonal mood disorder.

by Sexydimma July 22, 2017

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Benedikt-Syndrome

It is caused by an aggressive brain tumor. Leads to anxiecy attacks during presentations or other forms oft public speeches. Infected persons are usually introverted and do not have many friends.

This bitch suffers from Benedikt-Syndrome

by Grubenottern/Pensiboy December 30, 2018

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