by ABigDD July 29, 2024
Get the Goose pond shit mug.Belly Pong, also known as Bargut, is a lint-sucking game in which players throw a ping pong ball across a table to score the ball in a cup of lint on the other end. The game typically consists of opposing teams of shirtless belly-pong players, with preferably round and stout tummy buttons. The last team to arrive at the match is typically the ones that have to suck the lint out of the enemy's belly buttons and deposit it into the cups. If you lose the match, you're forced to consume all of the lint and describe the taste to the judges. If your description is incorrect, you will be brutally punished via munt, or sometimes by even more vial means.
James found himself in a Belly Pong engagement. His lint got sucked out of the innards of the deepest inner lines of his belly button.
Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.
Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.
by dickjackie April 22, 2024
Get the Belly Pong mug.Belly Pong, also known as Bargut, is a lint-sucking game in which players throw a ping pong ball across a table to score the ball in a cup of lint on the other end. The game typically consists of opposing teams of shirtless belly-pong players, with preferably round and stout tummy buttons. The last team to arrive at the match is typically the ones that have to suck the lint out of the enemy's belly buttons and deposit it into the cups. If you lose the match, you're forced to consume all of the lint and describe the taste to the judges. If your description is incorrect, you will be brutally punished via munt or other even worse means.
James found himself in a Belly Pong engagement. His lint got sucked out of the innards of the deepest inner lines of his belly button.
Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.
Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.
by dickjackie April 22, 2024
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Get the Ping Pong Ching Chong mug."Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.
Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.
Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.
Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
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Get the Fish Pond Problem mug.Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.
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