Day off to J off

When one takes the entire day off of their job or regular school day, to devote the time to constant jacking-off (masturbation).

Eric took the day off to j off because the night before, he saw some hot rule 34 of mudkip and swim meet on Anon.

by Eric Bloom October 27, 2007

Beating Off

When you're doing something musically and accidental get off beat.

Tim: "*1-2, 1-2, 1--2*"
Jon: "Wow Tim, you're really beating off!"

by B Talented January 13, 2008

bake off

When two or more stoners get together and see who can smoke more pot. In other words, who'll get "baked" first.

Dude, Mike totally dominated us all at the bake off last night. He smoked about an ounce of chronic and didn't even act stoned when we went to McDonalds for munchies.

by commiebobo December 27, 2008

suck a monkey off

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and is brown like a monkey and you clean it off by means of a blowjob

last night i told parry to suck a monkey off and she did but sucked at it. that damn hoe.

by brady and prez June 28, 2006

steal off

To discreetly sneak away with the hopes of going unnoticed.

Darren was supposed to be manning the fire station emergency phones all night, but around 7 he decided to steal off for an hour or so to catch the 2-for-1 happy hour lapdance special at the Boom-Boom Room.

by Nicholas D December 24, 2007

Drop the Obama kids off at the Oval Office

to take a crap.

Wow, that took forever to drop the Obama kids off at the Oval Office. That Sasha is a feisty one.

by Inappropriate Sense of Humor September 24, 2009

blowing someone off

To fully make plans with someone and to purposely not show up when the other person doesn't have anything planned purposely to blow the other person off

I made plans with my friend and he totally just blew me off. Hence the term "blowing someone off"

by Badboy327 June 29, 2014