ONE PUMP JUMP

A one pump jump means the dude was in an out in a Flash.

Man, I done had me a one pump jump afore.His name was Rod.He said they called him "HOT ROD". He done got me all.Shoulda been called Quikbert.

by CANDYCANE May 10, 2004

pop one out

To ejaculate, male climax.

Yo dude I'm totally horny so I'm gonna go jerk off to some tentacle hentai and pop one out.

by Lycorulez April 24, 2008

Lose one's shit

Verb. To become so overwhelmed with excitement or euphoria that a person literally shits themselves, often without realising or caring.

To lose one's shit:

"You should have seen him - he was so happy with the result that he lost his shit!"

"Her crush made eye contact with her and smiled, and she lost her shit."

by Sakura44 June 20, 2016

catch a bad one

getting hit in the face with some sort of object like a fist or bottle or bat

If this kid starts something with me he's gunna catch a bad one.

by Gabe February 23, 2005

china number one

The Chinese motto/phrase, in the history of a game on pc called which started in "Reign of kings" and is now a word for any chinese hackers in any multiplayer game and has become a meme - This is the history of how it started in "reign of kings PC game" , When in server offical 27 with 100 players chinese hackers took over with god mode and infinite items which was then greatly fought apon by the Americans which ended in the final blow in the battle of Shinenmen fought by Remy and Rager_of_games which then won the crown of the official server and recruited 2 other players one called LordGG. This reign ended when "china number one" were caught running a hidden underground network still within the server which great remy decided to run a raid against when this royal group found out. They won in the raid of "Combal" This choice of Remy was now seen as a terrible unwise choice which caused the underground network to call apon back up which lead to the "china number one" uprise once again which took the server back in one swift blow. Which then the developers fixed but the game was never again the same. This caused the royal group to break apart. Though there are still Rumors of Rager and LordGG still hopping and ruling through a number of different games. NO INSIDE JOKES

Those china number one hackers are back...

by Unknown!123 June 20, 2017

have one

a phrase used out of joy for something; excitement referring to "creaming" oneself/ejaculation, etc

Oh man, I can't wait to see this super hot pop star at the virgin records signing this morning, i think i might have one!

by JoeMan September 26, 2007

One Eyed Bandit

A type of live action gambling that can be undertaken in Thailand. First of all the gambler must select three Thai hookers and take them back to his room. The gambler then asks them to reveal their genitals, one by one. Like with a one armed bandit (English word for slot machine), the way to win is to get three cherries in a row. Any less than three cherries and you're BUST

"I wish they had some one armed bandit machines out here."

"We could just play one eyed bandit?"

"Hmm, yeah. Or Thai roulette maybe?"

"Either or man, I just need to unload quickly before my balls get any heavier. I feel like I'm lugging around a couple of coconuts in a 50g peanut bag."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011