job market

A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!

Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?

by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025

Stomache job

When a fat bitch beats ya meat with her rolls of fat

Bro never again will i fuck a fat bitch she gave me a stomache job

by Braindeadism October 29, 2017

Jim Job

Someone has to pry it open and James has to stick his skinny fingers in.

He pulled a Jim Job back there on Betty.

by Tipsy Siren December 5, 2020

Fuck Job

Getting royally screwed over when you don't have to be.

Rolling a 1 and a 2 in backgammon is a fuck job.

by MrCrypes February 11, 2021

Lie-Job

When somebody lies about getting past base 1

Rory: I got a blowie
Chris: Thats a lie-job mate.

by DementedSquirrel September 7, 2016

Rope Job

To be Roped into something, via be it per Pity, Bribery, Loyalty or Bad Decision.

"Wait until I tell you about the Rope Job Phil pulled on me, here's a hint, it included $190 and a Mets game"

by Phoqbudenugz August 2, 2021

jobbing on

Trying to cause problems for others..usually by a deranged ex partner

Jobbing on

by nicolefrenzy April 30, 2014