my new best friend

Something awesome (especially something unexpected or surprising) that makes your life easier or in some way better; a declaration of love.

Also, part of a childhood playground threat.

Wow! I had no idea that accurately graphing parabolas could be so easy! This TI-83 is my new best friend!

Alice, I can't believe you did that! Wow! You're my new best friend!

That was SO much fun! Rock climbing is my new best friend!

You didn't pick me first for your kickball team yesterday. I hate you now. But that's okay. Sally is my NEW best friend.

by Lady Chevalier May 25, 2005

New Jersey Bachelor's Degree

A high school diploma.

Frankie's family was so proud of him for getting his New Jersey Bachelor's Degree that they bought him a brand new car. He uses his new car to drive to and from his job as a fry cook at Sal's Kitchen.

by Poor_Woobie February 11, 2009

New York Minute

A fuxing hard difficulty setting o Max Payne.

You have 1 minute to finish the level, but you can gain seconds to your time by killing ans stuff.

">_< OMFG how the fuck am I supposed to run that fast to the fucking end of the fucking subway"

by RandyL December 8, 2003

New Pop Punk

badass

its the shit mest fuckin rocks i dont need music too make me feel like a badass like all those who think there hard core, but come on, have "you" ever killed anyone

by johny July 19, 2003

looked at with a new light

If someone wasn't liked before, but then now he is.

Sarah: Johnathan sure is ugly.

(Two weeks later he gets new gear and a line up.)

Sarah: Daaaamn! Johnathan looks good!

Johnathan was looked at with a new light .

by MzPablo November 24, 2009

new swine flu

Twilight Series/Vampires; It's called the new swine flu cause it's everywhere and infecting people.

Shopper: OMFG! They have everything "New Moon" here! I am so annoyed.

Me: Yep, it's the new swine flu. Enjoy. Soo...when are they going to come out with Edward blow up dolls or condoms?

by babymommatobe February 3, 2010

Fox News liberal

Niles and Frasier Crane type people who think they're liberals but are conservatives who sit on the couch all day to drink beer and watch Fox News. They also vote for Donald J. Trump. They're idiots.

Fox News liberals are self proclaimed liberals who are actually conservatives and listen to what the dumb fucks over at Fox News tell them.

by A great mind... October 17, 2020