walking the dogs

An excuse to beat your meat while in the middle of anything.

b3n: imma go start walking the dogs brb.
dk: ay fuck him hes gonna beat his dick.
adam: he do what he gotta do

by wegotbored gaming May 13, 2020

Bird Dog

The person in a group of friends who has the dirt or info (the 411) on anybody else. whether they be part of the group or not. The bird dog of any group usually has the capability (techinical know how) to seek the info needed.

Bird Dogged
Bird Dogging

You realize hes bird dogging your buddy over there. he just told me about his two felonies and was going on about his past girlfriends

by Theamazinggeek April 8, 2015

Dog Bone

Sending a girl pictures of your dick in an instagram theme style.

First balls then multiple pictures of the shaft but instead of sending the tip to finish it off you send the balls again by accident so it looks like a dog bone.

Hey bro I accidently dog boned this girl last night, shit was wild!

by OGdogBONE January 14, 2018

Walking the dog

What does walking the dog mean

Walking the dog

by Walking the dog April 28, 2019

dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking

by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023

Dog Licker

A person that says "it's alright, it won't hurt you" as they allow their disobedient, unleashed sabre-tooth dog to run up to you

"You dog licker, get your mutt away from my child"

by Blackslug November 19, 2020

cuddling the dog

Cuddling the dog for emotional support because she always listens to your problems and doesn't judge you.

I'll be cuddling the dog all evening because my girlfriend was mean to me today.

by kyanite May 7, 2015