Dirty Jamaica

Puking on someone's genitals because he pushes your head down while you're giving him oral.
It tends to happen when drunk chicks with weak gag reflexes are man handled by guys who don't understand head etiquette.

"Oh man, he wouldn't stop pushing my face down so it was Dirty Jamaica all over again."

by MadMadamMim February 27, 2009

Dirty Dank

The stickiest of the sticky mary jane that has unfortunantly been spooted into.

Damn... that dank was dirty dank..i totally smoked a bunch of knuckle babies on that hit...want some?

by Logan Cyrus December 23, 2008

dirty hands

an offensive adjective for men who have trouble keeping their pda under control when out in public with their sigother

when dirty hands go beyond what is considered excessive even by most peoples' pda standards, they should be publicly reprimanded

by Sexydimma December 9, 2013

Dirty fido

When you're bangin a chick doggy style and you shove her face in dog shit as you cum.

I did a dirty fido in malibu a while back . It was awkwardly awesome

by CHOCOLATES MILK December 15, 2015

dirty jet

When you fart in a crowded elevator quietly. And no one knows it's you. But it smells so bad, it's like nerve gas. Your eyes are running, you nose is burning and you vomiting uncontrollably.

The dirty jet is when you're a mom and need to fart. So You shit your pants on an elevator. Then everyone gets out and your kids yell MOM!

by Feddies July 30, 2017

Dirty Griffin

A 'dirty griffin' is when a guy is fucking a pregnant lady and claims to have had a threesome.

"Did you hear that guy had a dirty griffin"

"Yeah, it was his mates mum too"

by GrilfOfHampton October 2, 2018

Dirty Joanne

When you go down on a lady but instead of using your mouth on the vaginal area you rub your face (from forehead to chin) repetitively. Once climax is achieved (and it'll be quick) the giver then proceeds to wipe their face with their hand and lick the excess residue off in a cat like fashion.

The first time Adam gave me the Dirty Joanne I was skeptical...but now it's the only way I climax!

Sally knew Diane was cool beans when she busted out the Dirty Joanne on the first date. They're planning a fall wedding!!!

by Robert Chadwick July 26, 2019