Talk Data to me

An invitation for companies to explore their business data, and embark on a data journey through analytics and visualization. A feeling of excitement and arousal is achieved when companies talk about their data, see their data, tell their data stories, and make informed decisions based on these unified monitoring data dashboards.

I love it when my bosses talk Data to me, it really gets my analytic juices flowing.

by OQLIS February 3, 2023

Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count

1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.

by nyxusz March 3, 2023

radiometric dating

The scientific process of measuring the decay of elemental isotopes such as Carbon-14 to determine the age of organic or non-organic matter.

Person 1: Cool fossil! How old is it?
Person 2: I'm not sure. But we can find out from radiometric dating!

by HughMann45 April 5, 2023

National Date Day

On April 10th ,you have to date your crush/girlfriend.

Guy; Hey, its 10 april.(national date day)
Girl; Lets go date.

by just a cute bf April 9, 2023

dildo date

when one person is as old as another one was at a certain time

your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.

by Wissy Pissy April 14, 2023

Dollar Date

Aka, quad p, aka, Popov Polar-Pop Pork. A date in which two individuals get inebriated on a mixture of cheap vodka and gas station soda before fournication.

Yeah bro, I took that sorority chick on a dollar date last night

by Duecas April 25, 2023

Beard Date

It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.

Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.

Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.

by marcus daniel malloid May 15, 2023