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Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton
Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.
by D_strikes September 25, 2017
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Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.
Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.
by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016
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Six handed Sir Francis Drake

-Where six hands are present on one body in a sexual manner. Most often two pairs belong to males and the third pair belongs to the female getting the attention.

-Deriving its name from the founder of San Francisco where the act was defined.
While camping out with Jon and Jacob, Janet was the happy recipient of the Six Handed Sir Francis Drake.
by Xamatron October 16, 2008
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left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.
I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.
by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021
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Jizz Hands

It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.
When I looked down and saw my hands, I ended up doing jizz hands all around the bedroom.
by nanomaton August 5, 2017
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Flimsy Hand Syndrome

Someone with the hand and wrist strength of a toddler.
A medical condition one develops as they age, elderly people are often found with this unfortunate syndrome.
"Destinee threw one punch and her entire knuckle swelled up!"
"Ahh, that's Flimsy Hand Syndrome for you."
by KayKairi May 29, 2017
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