Free me up

Verb - to release or give space to someone.

Girlfriend: Hey babe what you doin'?
Boyfriend: Washin' the dishes you left in the sink.
Girlfriend: Awe, you the best let me give you a hug.
Boyfriend: Uh huh ahight. Now, free me up, you see I'm washin' the dishes.

by J_Nice November 12, 2019

Keep Me Texted

Based off of the expression "keep me posted," a way of asking someone to stay in touch via text message

Older brother: Thanks for a great night! See you soon.
Younger brother: Sounds good, keep me texted. Do you want to play some Mario Kart online later tonight?
Older brother: Maybe, I'll keep you texted!
Younger brother: Yeah, keep me texted!

by Caesar Is Home January 25, 2015

fuck me good

A phrase used by Russell Brand during his "Shame" comedy stand-up act referring to when he once put on an American accent during sex.

Russell Brand: *American accent* Oh oh oh oh oh yeah! FUCK ME GOOD!

by coolwhitegirl August 14, 2010

Do me a solid

a solid is when you ask for a favor and by doing so you owe them a solid (favor) as well/

Hey can you do me a solid?
You do realize you owe me a solid as well if I say yes, right?
Yes

by Darkslayer543 February 21, 2017

fuck me dead

It means basicly the same thing as "Oh shit" or "fuck a duck". Not intended to be used in a sexual way.

haley: "well shit mom i spilled my drink!"

jo ann:"Well fuck me dead"

by lacey February 14, 2005

Dap me up

An unspoken greeting performed or done by fist bumping, tapping, or hitting. Usually only by tapping light. Sometimes a person is agressive n hits the other fist hard. It's usually only spoken if the other person is unaware or if a person confronts the other about not doing it or being left hanging with a fist in the air... . Can also be used to agree about something such as a titty flash, upskirt, payback/revenge/karma, or getting high etc.... .

I was looking out for you bro, *dapped*, that's right bro you better dap me up.

Speaker knockers has a song that's titled "dap you up"!

by Anonygnostymo217 August 5, 2018

give me head

the act of giving your boyfriend a blow job for pleasure.

"yo bitch give me head
"ok"

by Ålïßter January 25, 2020