coochie water autograph

The joke about signing her autograph implies she released a particularly abundant amount of “coochie water.” It also references a real trick that some women can do, which is writing their name in snow or other substances with their pee — a true show of gender equality.

"coochie water autograph signed Sexxy Red" -Fat Juicy & Wet

by idontevengangbang March 1, 2025

Hot-Dog Water

Most commonly known as a slang for a mixture of methamphetamine & fentanyl. Originating in Southern Idaho.

“Hey man did you hear that Watty died from drinking too much hot-dog water?”

by Wizzardlizzard September 2, 2022

Back door water heater

When one partner sits on the face of another partner while holding in a hot water enema.

That hot chick in accounting just offered me a back door water heater, should I go for it?

by M. Byrd March 1, 2024

The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024

sugar cube water

When your sister asks you what yo want to drink, you mean choccy milk, but then say "sugar cube water" just to be an annoying little brother.

(Sister: preparing supper) "what do you want to drink?

(Me) "sugar cube water"

(sister) JErk

by xXanonymousleoXx June 26, 2022

Water

Water, a liquid made of purified God-sweat. Consumed by many (from rich to poor, animals and even your favorite cartoon characters!) in attempts to grow wings necessary for becoming a water fairy.

Water, in a sink near you today!

Person A: man I'm thirsty, got any water?
Person B: sure! *points at toilet*

by feedmealready October 14, 2020

hot water bag

A hot-water bottle.

People use a hot water bag.

by Debskelly1985 April 6, 2023