Benedikt-Syndrome

It is caused by an aggressive brain tumor. Leads to anxiecy attacks during presentations or other forms oft public speeches. Infected persons are usually introverted and do not have many friends.

This bitch suffers from Benedikt-Syndrome

by Grubenottern/Pensiboy December 30, 2018

Typettes Syndrome

A syndrome very simmilar to Tourette Syndrome. A person afflicted with Typettes will often blurt out random profanities or onomatopoeia while typing in a IM program, chat room, or sending a text message.

1. (Typing) John:"Me and Billy walked down to the DAMN IT MOTHER FUCK store today."
Linda:"I think you may have Typettes Syndrome ..."

2. (Typing)Lora:"I think your a really cool guy Jim. I would like to CORRODED SCROTUM hang out some time for real..."
Jim:"Well... I'd love to hang out, but you have Typettes Syndrome ... sorry"

by Davis Hay March 9, 2009

Raven Syndrome

a fuckin sickness where u think you can fly and ur fake black and see the future

After too many drinks Bob jumped of the roof at his girlfriend laquishas family barbecue. He was later diagnosed with Raven Syndrome.

by Bristen Bock April 23, 2018

Assburger syndrome

The puzzled look brandon willis gives you while conversing with you

Brandon looks as though he has a touch of downs syndrome but i do believe it is assburger syndrome he is suffering from !!!

by Mudnanner February 2, 2017

Rihanna syndrome

When you can't keep a man, so you just go from guy to guy.

I fuck on the first date, but they still leave. Do I have Rihanna Syndrome? YES!

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by Jnarg October 30, 2015

proletariat syndrome

A medical syndrome, affecting most often the proletarian class, in which people come home from work after a 9-5 shift, fall asleep until about 8:30-9:00 pm then do some chores, only to be back to bed by 10:30-11 pm and get up early the following morning.

Proletariat syndrome should not be confused with ptsd or seasonal mood disorder.

by Sexydimma July 22, 2017

Helsinki Syndrome

A condition that affects programmers at different rates, where they become functionally blind to the defects in legacy code they are required to work in regularly. The only known treatment is for the affected programmer to be required to explain the code to a new programmer. The embarrassment at not already having fixed the code causes a short period of clear thinking. However within a short time both programmers will suffer from the effects and it'll remain unchanged.

Sorry, I didn't realize how bad my Helsinki Syndrome was. Yes...Yes all the config is hard coded.

by Grummle September 1, 2020