twist in the gut

Something that is exciting or thrilling. Also something that causes an intense twisted feeling in your stomach.

That episode of Sons of Anarchy was quite the twist in the gut!

That roller coaster is a total twist in the gut!

twist in the gut by AceMachina October 27, 2011

"I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!” 

The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.

Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"

"I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!” by TopCop May 13, 2014

Head in the gutter 

When he puts his head inside her gutter and changes a metaphorical in to a literal statement.

Jeff definitely put his head in the gutter with Allison last night man

Head in the gutter by Allison’s boyfriend Jeff March 21, 2020

food of the gods 

chocolate
its chocolate you are all wrong you cant denied it stupids

chocolate is the food of the gods
no one will denied that

food of the gods by springroberto2020 January 11, 2022

Can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground 

Southern British slang meaning I ain't got a clue woss goin on.Best discription of an acid trip I've ever heard.

Fuckin ell,I can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground!

Can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground by GavinS January 14, 2011

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your by bluetextman July 29, 2021

out the gates 

To do something for no apparent reason or with no provocation.

All these cats wanted to know why I beat down ol' boy... shit was out the gates man I was just playin.

out the gates by Young Ceize September 7, 2005