by Ryan Vishey March 30, 2003
Get the sex-machine mug.to thrust ones genitles back and forth up a womens anus, giving an orgasom. Very pleasurable for men, but not women, can be akward if not well lubricated
by mike kapalski August 30, 2005
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Get the sex monger mug.We've heard of vaginal sex, oral sex and even anal sex. The rarest one is penal sex. The act of inserting the penis not into a vagina, not in the mouth or the anus, but into another penis hole. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me and Derek have penal sex regularly. It hurts but we take it in turns to penetrate. (I AM NOT GAY BTW)
by donkeysheep April 11, 2009
Get the penal sex mug.Rodeo sex is the best sex game you can play. However, you can only play it once with each partner...
Rodeo sex involves entering a girl doggy-style and reaching around and taking hold of her breasts. Once you are inside her, learn forward and whisper into her ear "I love you, Nichola". Or any other name that ISN'T hers.
The fun of the game then comes from seeing how long you can hold on (and stay in) while she bucks and kicks to try to get you off/out.
It's the most fun sex in the world!
It's even more fun if you happen to have a cowboy hat to hand, but props are always tricky to come by.
Rodeo sex involves entering a girl doggy-style and reaching around and taking hold of her breasts. Once you are inside her, learn forward and whisper into her ear "I love you, Nichola". Or any other name that ISN'T hers.
The fun of the game then comes from seeing how long you can hold on (and stay in) while she bucks and kicks to try to get you off/out.
It's the most fun sex in the world!
It's even more fun if you happen to have a cowboy hat to hand, but props are always tricky to come by.
"I love you, Nichola."
"What the f*ck?! Who's Nichola?! You motherf*cker! I'm going to f*cking kill you!"
"WOOOOOOoooOOOooOOOoOOOooOOOooOOO!! I love Rodeo Sex!"
"What the f*ck?! Who's Nichola?! You motherf*cker! I'm going to f*cking kill you!"
"WOOOOOOoooOOOooOOOoOOOooOOOooOOO!! I love Rodeo Sex!"
by MiddleClassWhiteGuy September 8, 2008
Get the rodeo sex mug.A term used to describe the extensive and elaborate sexual acts of celebrities or famous people because since they believe they are the worlds "stars" so they do what ever offers them pleasure regardless of social norms. Popular among top Hollywood stars, this kind of sex includes going both ways, swapping wives or girlfriends, and engaging in sexual acts with multiple partners sometimes under the influence of drugs. The opposite of regular sex.
" I heard Will Smith, Jamie Foxx, and Tom Cruise all snort coke and fuck each other in the ass at their exclusive sex parties. They are into super sex"
by JDJDJDJDJJJDJDJ April 1, 2010
Get the Super Sex mug.A rare sex phenomena that rarely occurs naturally within intercourse. You do not necessarily have to be a pirate to engage in pirate sex but you do need a beard.
Pirate sex is when your fucking a girl and when you reach climax you both cum at the same time and you scream ARRRRRR!!!!
Than as she gets blasted, she suddenly grows a beared and screams (in a higher pitched voice) ARRRRRRR!!!!
Then suddenly, you hear a third voice lower than both others (Kinda like a dying, broken-down car engine) mutter ARRRRRRRRR...
This voice must come from a distant male relative whom you did not know was in the residence prior to the beginning of sex.
The aftermath is the most pleasurable experience possibly in the Caribbean!
Pirate sex is when your fucking a girl and when you reach climax you both cum at the same time and you scream ARRRRRR!!!!
Than as she gets blasted, she suddenly grows a beared and screams (in a higher pitched voice) ARRRRRRR!!!!
Then suddenly, you hear a third voice lower than both others (Kinda like a dying, broken-down car engine) mutter ARRRRRRRRR...
This voice must come from a distant male relative whom you did not know was in the residence prior to the beginning of sex.
The aftermath is the most pleasurable experience possibly in the Caribbean!
Girl: Oh randy! Oh randy!!! I wanna have pirate sex!!!
Guy: Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!!! *SPLRSH* ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Girl: I love you!!!!!!! *grows beard* ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Relative: ARRRRRRRRR.....
Guy: Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!!! *SPLRSH* ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Girl: I love you!!!!!!! *grows beard* ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Relative: ARRRRRRRRR.....
by Beard dawg July 25, 2011
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