overcookin' my grits

when one is chopping/busting or just being an all around pain in the ass.

Look, Bitch! will you stop bitching. I've had enough. You're overcookin' my grits.
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by Kinkasaurus-Rex October 18, 2015

Fart on my hard on

An expression of shock or suprise similar to "shit on my dick"; Pootin' on a pecker

Brennon: I just found out I got AIDS

Ryan: Well fart on my hard on! that sucks for you!

by Frankie Puscher December 18, 2012

Juggle my chicken

Slang for masturbation. Rumoured to come from the Gearhead himself.

Noel: doing anything tomorrow mate?
Goslin: Nah, just gonna juggle my chicken for a bit.

by cumwhore69 April 13, 2017

eat my left

eat my left is a phrased used at a person who deserves utter disrespect.

when saying this at someone you are telling them to get down and worship your left nut as they are useless people. touching your right is totally unacceptable.

when using the comeback "eat my left", no matter what they say you have won the argument

Person 1: Geez you've got a head like a kicked in coke can!

Person 2: eat my left ya piece of shit

by Dewius Finn November 8, 2009

Tonguing My Balls

A phrase used to describe extreme displeasure with the way other have been treating you and/or acting around you. Can be used instead of/to counter the term "fronting". In desperation of NOT sounding like a broken record, it is acceptable to use other nouns suck as "ass", "tits", "gooch" or "pussy" (for the pissed-off ladies out there).

Gangsta: Yo, why you be frontin', son?

Cool Guy: Fuck you. Why you always gotta be tonguing my balls, bitch?

by The Tail Always Waggles March 13, 2009

Fuck My Balls

This is when you reach boiling point in a videogame and you proceed to scream out 'FUCK MY BALLS' and violently clatter your head against your TV until near death.

Johnny: We're nearly there guys just a few kills left.
Bill:Sorry man I'm dead.
Johnny: FUCK MY BALLS !!!!!!!.

by realsheet April 2, 2015

killing my boner

When someone or something is lame. Can be used by both sexes.

"Man my job is killing my boner day in and day out"

by N.T.T November 23, 2009