two bag job

Just in case one falls off

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job

by Ncc74205 November 16, 2016

valet job

when you request valet parking and your car is brought back with a bomb or a festering pile of meat in the back trunk

Mick Ralvin: Why is there a bomb and a festering pile of meat in my back trunk!?
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol

by ShitAss123 March 6, 2022

cast job

You wraps linen around your dick and glue it together to make a makeshift dick cast when you're hard. Someone then jerks you off with the cast on for safety.

Guy 1: Yo, last night my gf gave me a cast job
Guy 2: Awesome! How'd you get it off?
Guy 1: She sucked the glue off.

by JoFun May 14, 2016

Awed job

Work that is so incredibly well done that when people observe the results their jaws drop as their eyes take in the perfection of the work.

I knew right away that James was the mechanic who fixed my car because he had done such an awed job that it felt like I was driving a brand new car. It was perfect.

by You rReal Name May 16, 2023

Job

A position/work place that Nathan Petruccelli does not participate in.
AKA: something nate will never get

You are a Job

by BladedAzrae February 26, 2025

bubba job

When one engages in oral sex with a dead fish on a fishing boat while a friend or acquaintance watches.

“That’s a hell of a bubba job you got going there Steve.”

by Mcsquee14 September 7, 2021

Black jobs

relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily overtaken by immigrants. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.

"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.

"Anybody has a job" Trump replied.

by Johnny Seven O.M.A. August 1, 2024