A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.
"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
by WenchSniff June 18, 2025
Get the Crane Jobmug. Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs
No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs
No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs
by 30seconejob September 10, 2016
Get the 30 second jobmug. FFM Double ass job- A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two females, and one male the two females oil up each others ass cheeks, and both females each get into the doggy style position and grind their slippery asses together while the male stands over top of both of them and thrust downward andslides his hard cock in between both of the females asses without penetrating their pussies or their assholes
Also can be done when the man is on his back, one female on each side in doggy style position, both of their asses pressed against each other with his hard cock in the middle of both of their ass cheeks as they grind up and down without penetrating their pussies or assholes
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time . Or they were ass to ass I stood over both of them and slipped my hard cock in between the ass cheeks without fucking any oftheir holes. It’s called a double ass job.
Also can be done when the man is on his back, one female on each side in doggy style position, both of their asses pressed against each other with his hard cock in the middle of both of their ass cheeks as they grind up and down without penetrating their pussies or assholes
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time . Or they were ass to ass I stood over both of them and slipped my hard cock in between the ass cheeks without fucking any oftheir holes. It’s called a double ass job.
Definition:
FFM Double Ass Job- Two females ass to ass grinding on a hard cock
FFM Double ass job- A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two females, and one male the two females oil up each others ass cheeks, and both females each get into the doggy style position and grind their slippery asses together while the male stands over top of both of them and thrust downward andslides his hard cock in between both of the females asses without penetrating their pussies or their assholes
Also can be done when the man is on his back, one female on each side in doggy style position, both of their asses pressed against each other with his hard cock in the middle of both of their ass cheeks as they grind up and down without penetrating their pussies or assholes
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time . Or they were ass to ass I stood over both of them and slipped my hard cock in between the ass cheeks without fucking any oftheir holes. It’s called a double ass job.
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time and they both were grinding their asses together on my slippery cock, they called it a double ass job. Two females ass to ass grinding on a hard cock
FFM Double Ass Job- Two females ass to ass grinding on a hard cock
FFM Double ass job- A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two females, and one male the two females oil up each others ass cheeks, and both females each get into the doggy style position and grind their slippery asses together while the male stands over top of both of them and thrust downward andslides his hard cock in between both of the females asses without penetrating their pussies or their assholes
Also can be done when the man is on his back, one female on each side in doggy style position, both of their asses pressed against each other with his hard cock in the middle of both of their ass cheeks as they grind up and down without penetrating their pussies or assholes
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time . Or they were ass to ass I stood over both of them and slipped my hard cock in between the ass cheeks without fucking any oftheir holes. It’s called a double ass job.
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time and they both were grinding their asses together on my slippery cock, they called it a double ass job. Two females ass to ass grinding on a hard cock
by Mackle Deeslong October 10, 2025
Get the FFM Double Ass Jobmug. wear - damage, erode, or destroy by friction or use. Job - a task or piece of work. combine the terms and you have a term for a person that drives you nuts or drains you.
by mandievp November 9, 2022
Get the Wear-Jobmug. by ieattoehair March 15, 2025
Get the Nut Jobmug. The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.
Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025
Get the Clog Jobmug. A Tollund Job is from the meme between Ben and his friend group "Tollund Lore", a Tollund job is when you wrap your legs around someone else's leg and start going up and down slowly.
by Pulsarnova November 22, 2023
Get the Tollund Jobmug.