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Caker

A liar. Someone who fibs, tells untruths, etc.
Person 1: 'The cake is a lie!'
Person 2: 'What are you talking about? No, it is not.'
Person 1: 'False, you caker!'
by DigitalLove42 July 25, 2010
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caked

how some1 feels after choking on too many spliffs.
highest level of toxication.
Jermain: "that draw was the shit. How u feelin fam?"
Lawrence:(after 1 minute of staring into space "...caked"
by a__man89 April 28, 2006
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Cakewalker

A girl who bothers indian guys. Usually with little or no I.Q
Jen is such a cakewalker!
by Shaba April 26, 2004
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Cakes

Replacing the word lie(s) with the word cake(s) due to the internet meme of portal
Those are cakes!
You caker...
by eric225 November 27, 2009
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taking cakes

Violent or aggressive intercourse, esp. when in reference to doggy style. Origin is unknown, but its use is most commonly found in Merced, CA.

The term can also describe a random, often-stealthy attack on a freshman football player at his locker perpetrated by one or more members of the Varsity team. The cause of the assault varies; the most common motives are unprovoked malice and the need to silence a freshman who had previously been talking smack. The cakes in question are often taken on the locker room floor, but can also be taken on a bench, in the showers, standing up, against a wall, against the lockers, etc. This form of cake takeage involves no actual penetration; the victim is merely dry-humped for a short amount of time, usually a few seconds.
Varsity player sails over bank of lockers, landing on a freshman player. The Varsity player proceeds to hump the freshman, effectively taking cakes.
by OKEEG January 9, 2006
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Cakeling

A fat (usually female) person that just cannot resist eating sweet food and thus getting fat.
Bill: Man, would you look at the ass on that

Ted: Ewwww, thats a proper cakeling
by MrEm December 24, 2008
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cakeholder

One who wants to "have his cake and eat it too"
Guy 1: "Why you feelin up on that girl when you got a fine ass girl at home?"
Guy 2: "Cause I'm the cakeholder,homie"
by Redneck Riviera Queen October 20, 2008
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