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down-low brotha
There is a black man and he is having sexual intercourse's with another male. Then he tries to cover up the truth about him being gay, and no one will find out.That is what a down-low brotha means
down-low brotha by turbo 1 dart April 17, 2009
browncappin
Browncappin is when you got to take a shit so bad that the round end of the turd starts poking out your asshole, usually accompanied by skidmarks in the underwear. I guess the first person seeing this happen up close thought it looked like there was a cap on the asshole. Some places in Maryland it is also considered a derogatory declaration aimed at someone. I mean, if somebody yanked down their drawers and browncapped you, how would YOU feel about it? Getting "browncapped" is plenty good reason to kick somebodys ass.
1) Man, I browncapped the ol lady last night and the ho threw a friggin lamp at me..... crazy biatch.
2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.
3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.
2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.
3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.
browncappin by Ezeerider October 10, 2004
Brotection
Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.
So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.
Brotection by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010
Brown Brian
Much like a Wet Willy only instead of a finger, one uses an elbow, and instead of the ear, the desired target is the anus.
If someone claims to have pulled this maneuver, it is often custom for a person within earshot to recite the jingle of Red Robin, though replacing the "Red Robin" with "Brown Brian"
If someone claims to have pulled this maneuver, it is often custom for a person within earshot to recite the jingle of Red Robin, though replacing the "Red Robin" with "Brown Brian"
Jef: Yo so this person from my intermediate jogging class tried to give me a Brown Brian last week...
Noah: Brown Brian...YUMMM!
Noah: Brown Brian...YUMMM!
Brown Brian by Andj87 August 10, 2010
Brow blindness
"I wasn't sure if she was extremely surprised, or if she just had a facelift. Her eyebrows were distracting. - She must have been suffering from brow blindness"
"cdn.diply.com/img/11f2bb65-6983-4b3e-995b-3967bd29e877.jpg - This person is suffering from a serious case of brow blindness"
"Did you look yourself in the mirror when you did your eyebrows, or do you suffer from brow blindness?"
"cdn.diply.com/img/11f2bb65-6983-4b3e-995b-3967bd29e877.jpg - This person is suffering from a serious case of brow blindness"
"Did you look yourself in the mirror when you did your eyebrows, or do you suffer from brow blindness?"
Brow blindness by Benny Frost October 16, 2014
Brozone
When a girl friendzones but uses the trick of calling not just a best friend but a brother. This is much more meaner , as friends have chances of getting out after a break up or so, but brothers .. nah. You are in there for life.
Guy1: I am in love with you
Girl 1: Ohh No. You are so good and protective. I always thought about you as my elder brother. ( Here is your Rakhi.)
Guy2: Ohh you got Brozoned bro.
Context: India
Girl 1: Ohh No. You are so good and protective. I always thought about you as my elder brother. ( Here is your Rakhi.)
Guy2: Ohh you got Brozoned bro.
Context: India
Brozone by Vegabond X August 24, 2017