by Slantified September 22, 2020
Get the Flea baggingmug. A self-absorbed person who could care less about anyone else. Many people have at least one friend who fits this description. Someone you can never count on but expects you to be there when needed. Douche bags tend to have girlfriends that cheat on them. If you ever decide to grill by the pool, he's the guy that shows up with a single unseasoned steak and half a bag of chips. He then proceeds to eat all of your food and drink your beer. If you're having a party, he's the guy that shows up with a 6-pack and proceeds to drink everyones alcohol. If one of your close friends has an attractive girlfriend, he's the guy that sends her creepy texts and tries to get her alone without your friend knowing.
Douche bags usually drive an H3 and blare loud rap music with their windows down. Sometimes they tend to be creepy and socially awkward around so-called friends. Usually, if a douche bag has a girlfriend, she will constantly call you and all your friends for sex. This is because douche bags have no real game and can only pull xanax eating tricks that love sleeping around.
Douche bags usually drive an H3 and blare loud rap music with their windows down. Sometimes they tend to be creepy and socially awkward around so-called friends. Usually, if a douche bag has a girlfriend, she will constantly call you and all your friends for sex. This is because douche bags have no real game and can only pull xanax eating tricks that love sleeping around.
Why do we even invite that guy over anymore? He never contributes and just talks about himself. What a douche bag!
by Giggles Mgee June 23, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. soft filmy plastic shopping bags (aka; urban tumbleweeds)
here is one sure to be rejected, because it requires a bit of imagination!...
having developed a rigid system of 'control' for my rapidly growing collection of plastic shopping bags due to being terrified of being buried (AND suffocated!) under them, i 'hearkened' back to the 1950s'; where russian premier nikita kruschev once stated: "WE WILL BURY YOU"!!, referring to the russian/american situation. -ALMOST about as scary as amassing these bags and having them 'float' anywhere and everywhere!!
here is one sure to be rejected, because it requires a bit of imagination!...
having developed a rigid system of 'control' for my rapidly growing collection of plastic shopping bags due to being terrified of being buried (AND suffocated!) under them, i 'hearkened' back to the 1950s'; where russian premier nikita kruschev once stated: "WE WILL BURY YOU"!!, referring to the russian/american situation. -ALMOST about as scary as amassing these bags and having them 'float' anywhere and everywhere!!
john had to get control of his nikita bags, he couldn't have one landing on top of the baby's HEAD!
the nikita bag got caught on john's corvette tailpipe and proceeded to melt and stink!
jim, the marine biologist reached into the tortoises' throat and pulled out a nikita bag
the guy who wrote the definition of nikita bags needs one held over his head for a few minutes!!
the nikita bag got caught on john's corvette tailpipe and proceeded to melt and stink!
jim, the marine biologist reached into the tortoises' throat and pulled out a nikita bag
the guy who wrote the definition of nikita bags needs one held over his head for a few minutes!!
by michael foolsley September 6, 2011
Get the nikita bagsmug. by SSJ Squall01 April 13, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. by Mako3 October 15, 2008
Get the Sagg Bagsmug. To bean bag someone is to hit them with a grenade in the body, usually in the chest. with a grenade fired from an ULG (Underslung Grenade Launcher) the term comes originated from Call Of Duty 4,
by I Mike636 I October 10, 2008
Get the Bean Baggedmug. a guy who is very very very increadibly fit and cool coz fit= good looking fitness= very good looking fitness in a bag= very very very good looking!!!!
by ally4kurt September 19, 2007
Get the fitness in a bagmug.