Simp

Alix . Enough said

1: Yo he’s a simp

2: such a Alix

by Yourfavdoggo July 4, 2021

SIMP

Super intense Minecraft player.

YO DREAM IS A TOTAL SIMP

by Bigdongwong42069 December 20, 2021

Simp

Nico Slomka

A person who acts like Nico slomka.
“Quit being a simp”

by Capalot123 January 23, 2020

SIMP

Eliezer

He missed the bus because he got lost in her eyes what a simp

by .....rawr May 20, 2021

SIMP

See Incel

"Brian expected to get pussy just for being a nice guy. What a Simp"

by Nyarlethotep April 14, 2020

Simp

Simp

You a simp

by REILLYJADE March 20, 2022

Ruben Simp

Someone who delusionally thinks Ruben Sim is goated despite the fact Ruben mocked grooming victims, made terrorist threats, is a member of KiwiFarms, drew BDSM pornography of a minor's Roblox avatar, sending his fans after random people he holds (usually petty) grudges against, defended known predators (E.g. KonekoKitten), having dated a 12 year old as an adult, grooming his fanbase to think harassment is justified if the victim is a furry, the possibility he may be a pedophile in hiding, and his unjustified beef with the furry fandom.

Ruben Simps are an example of when people worship false idols.

Synonyms:

-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard

by Cynical Man November 18, 2025