by Pussyfootednigger69 February 27, 2020
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"Stop wingeing and do your bird, you ponce."
"Get your head down and do your bird, love."
"Do your bird sir."
"Get your head down and do your bird, love."
"Do your bird sir."
by Irie Turds January 4, 2012
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To justify controlling something that you percieve as wrong in your life because they want it that way.
Usually it is NOT for your own good, but just because they must force their will upon you.
To justify controlling something that you percieve as wrong in your life because they want it that way.
Usually it is NOT for your own good, but just because they must force their will upon you.
Girl: what the hell, why are you not letting me talk to my friends
Mom: because they are giving you wrong ideas, it's for your own good
Girl: yeah right
Mom: because they are giving you wrong ideas, it's for your own good
Girl: yeah right
by a.rando.online December 22, 2020
Get the It's for your own good mug.The perfect time for someone to iron thier face is the morning after excessive alcohol comsumption, when one isn't usually at thier best in the looks department.
Steve:"Did you see Jackie after that party last night"
Mike: "Yeah, she had a few too many, she's looked better."
Steve: "You damn right, she needs to iron her face!"
Mike: "Yeah, she had a few too many, she's looked better."
Steve: "You damn right, she needs to iron her face!"
by Richard.C March 11, 2005
Get the Iron your face mug.An action whose sole purpose can vary for many reasons, but usually, the main cause for such an act is one of the following...
A. Boredom
B. Release of "stress"
C. Your hand is the closest thing to a dripping wet horny pussy that you'll ever get.
So just do it already.
A. Boredom
B. Release of "stress"
C. Your hand is the closest thing to a dripping wet horny pussy that you'll ever get.
So just do it already.
Nadsack will stimulate his genitals all day,and nothing will cum out.
or
Nadsack will stimulate your genitals,and will only ask that when the time is right that you aim for his face.
or
Nadsack will stimulate your genitals,and will only ask that when the time is right that you aim for his face.
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009
Get the stimulate your genitals mug.Haha, did you see that? I broke his face and he went to the hospital.
Don't make me break your face in.
Don't make me break your face in.
by B-raderton August 14, 2007
Get the Break Your Face mug.A person who is overreacting for no apparent reason. One who is acting fussy, or moody. Similar to that of a weenus or other soft spined creatures, having no hard exoskeleton.
Example 1
Hey man, why you are acting like that, I know it wasn't something I said or did, mabey there's some sand in your vagina.
Example 2
Hey man, have you talked to Tippy lately? No, he must have sand in his vagina, because he doesnt want to talk for no apparent reason.
Hey man, why you are acting like that, I know it wasn't something I said or did, mabey there's some sand in your vagina.
Example 2
Hey man, have you talked to Tippy lately? No, he must have sand in his vagina, because he doesnt want to talk for no apparent reason.
by Tipster Associate August 14, 2014
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