hangover job

A pretty sweet job you take, not because of the pay or status, but because you are smart enough to hang even when hungover and at the same time earn a couple of bucks.

Screw being a yuppie, i’ll just live with my parents and take this hangover job instead.

by Mahoney Unchained May 10, 2020

Skyrim job

When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".

Bob: Nancy gave me a skyrim job last night. I almost proposed.

Dan: Do it now, dude.

by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020

Fanfic-job

Beating someone’s dick by whispering ASMR fanfictions into the shaft.

Person 1: "Dude, did she give you a fanfic-job?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man, it was amazing! She chose some really interesting fanfics to read out."

by Star_Cute May 24, 2020

Hood job

Performing an action without drawing attention to yourself.

I think I did a hood job acting sober in front of my mom... she didn’t question anything.

by Pompousjenkins May 27, 2020

clam job

Giving oral sex to a female.

My baby just got a sugar Brazilian wax. She’s going to be getting. Lot of clam jobs

by Flyboy97222 June 8, 2020

Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.

I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!

by Sweaty Kaink June 8, 2020

Pearl Job

A superior blow job performed by any male of the Pearl family in which the male Pearl gargles the fresh semen with eyes closed before swallowing.

I thought Laura gave good blow jobs until Ryan gave me my first Pearl Job last night...

by D. Uorts June 21, 2020