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Get a job

Why? So you can take another crack at trying to suck my dick?
Hym "Boy oh boy would I love to have a real dialogue in the context of my public notoriety with someone who knows who I am."

Guy "Get a job!"

Hym "Super helpful. I never would have thought of that without your petty, bitch-made retort. That's a great idea because that way I won't get what I want and I'll get to work until I die without getting what I want. Fantastic advice. You're a true scholar."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2022
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Drip Job

When a homosexual ejaculates on top of a straight male without his consent.
Lmao that guy just got a drip job from eric
by Baaaadtooth3bonee November 13, 2017
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9/11 was an inside job

The conspiracy theory that George W. Bush carried out the terrorist act of 9/11 to justify the invasion of Iraq.
Guy 1:“I can’t believe the Taliban would do such a thing”

Guy 2: “nah broski 9/11 was an inside job
by kit____ August 14, 2023
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Job Stalking

Job Stalking is the phenomenon of employers viewing your job application repeatedly for some reason, but then never reaching out to you in any way. They will view your application multiple times for no reason . One theory is that they see you are qualified, but are biased against folks with a lot of education and not much experience. They want to value your education, but will not reach out because of political correctness and age discrimination for younger recent college grads.
Eric applied to a job on Zip Recruiter for an entry level IT position. The employer kept viewing his application and a notice kept showing up on Eric's phone that his application had been viewed by the employer who's job he applied to. Eric was worried about Job Stalking.
by FunTdrip January 15, 2024
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day job

If you're an adult, then "day job" refers to the occupation that you have alongside your side project if you cannot live from your side project — that at times you may need this day job to finance your side project.
Before my side hustle took off, I spent most of my time at my day job, dreaming of the day I could quit and work on my passion full-time.
by Emotional Cruiser October 29, 2025
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logan flange job

The act of placing ones mouth around the head of a penis and blowing forcefully. There is no up or down or forward motion, just a firm, steady stream of breath being blown directly on to the rim of the penis head, aka the "flange".
Did you hear about Huffman? He gives the best Logan flange jobs ever!
by Logymon Savage January 12, 2017
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Job

Job is a cool guy that is super funny he can find his name on here so he decided to search it up but if you meet hi you wil love him
girl:oooooohhhh dang whats gucci job
by MASTER_DUCK April 20, 2018
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