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No. I don't.

I don't feel that way. I see some chick crying because if she comes home without cigarettes her the man she chose to fuck instead of me is going to beat the shit out of her or I see Cassie getting dragged down a hallway know full well that she chose to fuck a known diddler... It makes it all better.
Hym "So no. I don't. I don't feel like I'm not enough. I feel like I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
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umm i uhh. i don't know. i forgot. umm wait

i kinda forgot what to put... umm its something funny but uhh... hm. this is tricky. i know it but its kinda hard.. uhm... uhh.
uhh. i forgot the example. uhh i think it was guy1 saying something.. well, its probably nothing... but like umm i uhh. i don't know. i forgot. umm wait
by ligmasigma August 27, 2025
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No. You don't.

Nope. That's not what happens. That's not what you're doing. You have all the time in the world. You literally make your owns schedule and, therefore, can expend any amount of time you want.
Hym "No. You don't. You don't do that. And what you are doing now is bending over backwards to blow smoke up your own ass. There is a whole lot of ass blowing going on here. You guys are doing to get that blowers disease is you keep doing this. Seriously. Just stop."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2025
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if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’

a quote about having fun from emily in 401
me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!

emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!
by strawberryshortcake9 September 3, 2020
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Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
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