turbo shits

When you sit down on the toilet and the gas builds up like an enigne's turbo spooling up and then all the boost comes at once blowing your shit everywhere!

"The chili I ate last evening gave me the turbo shits so bad it was blowing out under the toilet seat."

by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006

shit hustler

A Dirty old drunk male prostitute, assistant trailer park supervisor, who hussles themselves for greasy dirty old Dq Coupons And/Or Cheeseburgers

Dirty Fuckin Drunk Shit Hustlers

by AnthonyDsdjfb January 22, 2008

shit yamika

a small round piece of feces found on one's cock after a round of female anal insertion

upon removing his cock from her anal cavity, tom discovered he now had a shit yamika on the head of his shaft.

by walter bill November 6, 2007

shit wax

The act of defecating into a bag then turning the bag inside out and proceeding to hold the shit through the bag and apply it to the hood and windshield of a vehicle as if applying car wax or in a "wax on" fashion. These leaves a paper thin dried layer of feces on the vehicle witch requires vigorous scrubbing to remove. Those who have indulged in this act insist the best part is watching the victim attempted to clean the mess leaf behind

(Early mourning at the meeting place)
Chris: hahahahaha
Mike: what the fuck is so funny?
Chris: last night me and pat shit waxed some asshole's bmw and this mourning I saw him trying to spray it off with his garden hose!
Mike: hahah that will never work
Chris: ahhh I love a good shit wax
Mike: you brothas are fucking sick!

by fat sum March 18, 2008

shit burp

A Shit Burp is:

A. To pass wind
B. When a fart smells so bad that one might has well have shat.
C. The smell of a shit in fart form.
D. a shit burp smells as though the shit in you ass opened up its mouth and burped.

"Mate, you and your stinky shit burps!"

Woman "Your fart fucking reaks!"
Man "So do yours..."
Woman "Yeah, but mine don't linger like your stinky shit burps!"

by AJ Billard June 14, 2008

Shit-finger

A wad of toilet paper, tightly twisted into a finger like shape, used to gouge any residual shit from your asshole.

I had a little bit of a turd left hanging, so I used a shit-finger to take care of it.

by The.Noof August 3, 2008

shitting pancakes

When one's ass is so wide and stretched out (from anal activity) that their excrement comes out in a form that is wider than it is deep/long. That is, a form similar to that of a pancake.

Person A: Marissa spent Saturday night with LeRoy (an educated black man who loves ass-play).

Person B: Ouch. She must be shitting pancakes by now.

by pauly sprockets July 25, 2011