A guy who likes you but you don’t like him. He’s usually a shoulder to lean on when one is feeling weak and needs a bit of an ego boost.
He said that once she got a boyfriend, she stopped speaking to him. I didn’t have to the heart to tell him he is her emotional support guy
by anonymous June 18, 2025

Boyfriend: “Who’s that boy you hang out with?”
Girl “That’s Chris, he’s my guy friend!”
Chris: “Man, I’m gonna bang her!”
Girl “That’s Chris, he’s my guy friend!”
Chris: “Man, I’m gonna bang her!”
by Son, what are you reading -mom May 1, 2020

911 what is your emergency?
Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!
Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.
Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!
Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 30, 2023

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