Landon G.

A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.

L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.

by DXNMFSDBCYENW,AQL. February 25, 2022

g-force intercourse

when you spin around super fast while having sex

"I performed an impactful abortion and achieved full orgasm while engaging in g-force intercourse with my girl last night"

by beefusdeleefus October 4, 2023

pa pa g

“A racial slur for older black men, with criminal records.”

“Don't hire that Pa Pa G, he spent time in the joint.”

by Charles Snyder II November 19, 2019

I-G-G-I

A simple way to confuse someone or a way to get out of a conversation fast.

"Hey what did you do last night?"
"I-G-G-I"

"Do you want to hang out?"
" I-G-G-I"

by Lemondroppletz September 6, 2021

G Triple P

Gay Pakistani Pedophile Porn
hot shit

I blew a load to some G Triple P

by RonjaZ September 20, 2012

G tard

Someone who completely lacks self awareness, is deluded and has an absurd opinion of themself

"Fairplay I'm the best, arm wrestler, deal maker, straight up genius to walk the earth."
Wtf you on about you g tard, chillisauce ripped you right off you bell

"but kie thinks I'm great"
What a g tard, tut tut

by WhatsApp group king March 25, 2019

Saad G

Saad is a very cute guy with a nice beard. He is tall and handsome. He loves his family a lot. He likes funny and sarcastic girls. He thinks that short girls are cute and beautiful. He is very stubborn. He is kinda shy when it comes to opening up . His friends and his family love him a lot. He is a true GENTLEMAN.

why is that guy so cute handsome he must be a Saad gentlemannn

by With love💙 November 23, 2021