Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

An absolute fucking retard

you

you are an absolute fucking retard

by boobsburp March 24, 2025

Allison America Beatrice Christina Fucking Robles Soler Does Not Journal Anything Down

Allison America Beatrice Christina Fucking Robles Soler Does Not Journal Anything Down

Allison America Beatrice Christina Fucking Robles Soler Does Not Journal Anything Down

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

I can’t fucking sing

When you can’t do something you’re normally good at

“Hey how was practice yesterday”
“It was alright but I can’t fucking sing with my kicks”

by YeLover6000 April 30, 2025

It’s fucking everywhere

When you you’re one of them people and you just get it. It’s the simple things you can picture but the largest form possible.

“Hey Blake, do you see the vision? Yes I do Mason, picture this, it’s fucking everywhere.”

by Meat Locker May 7, 2025

jumbo sized fucking cunt nugget

An abnormally large cunt nugget

You won't give me a blow job which makes you a jumbo sized fucking cunt nugget

by younggong May 16, 2025

Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).

Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"

by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025