Watering the turkey

To go to the bathroom/toilet

Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.

Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.

by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017

Plants getting watered

When one decides to commence partying ie; drinkmode also known as party mode.

Joe:(receives dumb text at 3AM)

Jane: (8AM looks at dumb text sent on phone) Texts Joe. Hey friend, sorry about that text, the plants getting watered early last night.

by misstara007 August 27, 2021

water cooling

When you're drinking in the shower and switch the water to cold to stop yourself throwing up.

how did you get through 7 beers in one shower?
water cooling bro

by xX_ThotSlayer69_Xx January 3, 2025

Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed

Here comes the humanized water bed.

by AuraKing December 8, 2018

Fountain with no water.

An adjective to describe someone as useless or worthless.

Alfie: “You’re such a fountain with no water.”

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

water

To get some water its to get laid or to get some fucked

I am so horny I need some water

by dudedaddmac1992 June 5, 2023

water wig

A patch of pubic hair on someone's gentiles. The person shaves most of their pubic area and leaves a small patch to show off their adulthood.

Sally has a water wig on her pussy. It looks like a mini bush.

by Fairly odd twat January 5, 2021