Old guy in surfwise says I met a Jewish girl named Ellen we got together later that night “she taught me to eat pussy”
by Ur mom 808 April 23, 2018
Get the old guy in surfwisemug. Guy Hardimon is a pretty mad guy, get it? Guy and guy. Oh I crack myself up. Anyway he has braces, got his L's and knows about everyone who ever lived.
by definitelynotrhys March 9, 2010
Get the Guy Hardimonmug. the guy who goes to an all you can eat buffet in minneapolis and eats all the fried chicken at the place
he even looks for scraps under skirts
he even looks for scraps under skirts
by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020
Get the Additional Helping Guymug. Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
by oblyboblie March 15, 2024
Get the Basic white guy (UK)mug. by Craigydon October 26, 2020
Get the Bad guymug. Tom (after watching clip): Paragraph guy?
Paragraph guy: The dinosaur was chasing him because he fed it laxatives as a prank. That’s why he keeps crapping while trying to eat him.
Paragraph guy: The dinosaur was chasing him because he fed it laxatives as a prank. That’s why he keeps crapping while trying to eat him.
by sharkster September 7, 2024
Get the paragraph guymug. by Ecn March 10, 2022
Get the Guymug.