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jizz simp

A person who loves cum, like a cum slut only classier.
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails, she is such a jizz simp...
by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021
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Backup Simp

Similar to a male cuckold, but in this case they're even lower than that.
Backup simps are men who are used by women as a emotional luggage or at times someone they can lean on, very rarely are backup simps able to get the girl they keep simping for, the girl on the other hand has multiple bakecup simps she can use.
>Oh I had a date with this girl I just met and it was so enjoyable for both of us, I tried to be as nice as possible
>But for some reason on the 2nd date she keeps calling me a friend, I guess I have scored high, huh?
>I've talked to her for a couple months now and she's always complaining about how guys's cheat on her and what not, how terrible!
>She wants to go shopping with me, I paid for it all. But it seems like we're still not together.

Rinse and repeat she probably does the same with 5 or more backup simps.
by neryns August 18, 2021
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Simp

A kid that is obsessed with his girlfriend and leaves all the boys. Mostly named Diego
Diego simps for Pao and leaves all his friends.
by Fwgegfevrvr grvrve August 21, 2021
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Simp

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Friends ur a simp!
Me: don’t tell me things I already know |dramatic eye roll~
by Bellybutton666 August 23, 2021
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Simp

by Funnybutboring2 August 23, 2021
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SIMP

One who does anything to please a female.
He simp’d for her so hard that he would throw his homeboy under the table just to please a woman and not start drama.
by DictionaryWebsters123.com August 23, 2021
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Simp

Adam is a prime definition of a simp. He constantly goes to girls for their attention towards him and he does everything for them. He also goes and pays for their clothing and jewelry.
Adam is a simp because he sneaks out to donate to Belle Delphine.
by Kurt Kobaine August 24, 2021
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