ur mom

someone I had sex with last nigh

dave: where were you last night
me: I was with ur mom *wink wink nudge nudge*

by urmomisaslutforme September 29, 2021

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Ur mom

somone who is dead (I’m sorry for their family’s lost)

JeSsIcA: Hey!! It’s ur mom!
MaN: So it’s someone who is dead? Why wouldn’t you say that in the first place-? Gosh JeSsIcA!

by Name starts with “A” October 26, 2020

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ur mom

well its ur mom duh

ur mom left for the milk

by Maria🐢 August 28, 2025

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your mom

dave: hey lexi
lexi:hey dave
dave: i did your mom last night!
lexi: ................
dave: laughs

by kakapoopooo April 18, 2022

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your mom

something an ipad kid says every 5 seconds

person - hey what sup?
ipad kid - your mom. {thinks is cool but is just stupid}

by QueenElizabethThe2ndFan June 4, 2021

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Someone who gives you any kind of mental disorder, from bipolar disorder, depression, and anxiety.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.

Son: hey mom, i got a mediocre grade, sorry about that, im gonna do better next time
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.

by Densest March 1, 2017

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