Water

Water is the most amazing thing ever. It is so yummy yo.

Guy: Hey bro got that flavorless liquid?

Other Guy: Hell yeah I got some water!

by bxckychu May 26, 2020

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

Water polo

When a girl gives you that juicy Glock Glock 9000 in a public sink.

Gina did water polo to me this morning.

by LGDubby May 24, 2022

Tiger-Water

Similar to Tigger-Water, tiger water is the water that ANYONE uses while having sex with a mistress. Named after the king of affairs Tiger Woods.

John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.

by Squirrelchoker1 April 28, 2011

Saugust Poo Water

When someone is fucking with you while you’re taking a shit, you get a large wad of toilet paper, dunk it in your poo water, and throw it at them from over the stall.

“Some asshole light checked me while I was on the shitter, so I gave him some Saugust poo water.”

by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022

Cool water

When your throat is really dry just drink some Cool water. But make sure the nights are cool and you're a fool. Its a song by Marty Robbins. You can play it in discord when its really quiet. Also when you walk in the store and see a bottle of water you can sing this to your self. Use it as a meme or sing it in class with your friends.

This water is really cold, nah man its Cool water.
Tell me a nice song: Cool water by Marty robbins is really nice.

by Kees1234123 February 13, 2019

Water

Best drink out there. Refreshing, keeps you hydrated, you can have it anytime, anywhere (anytime, anywhere in most cases). Better than lean, juice, soda, tea (any kind), or coffee. Try some, it's good.

1: Want some lean?

2: Nah, I'm good.

1: Soda?

2: No thanks.

1: Juice?

2: No, I'm good.

1: So what will you drink? Coffee tastes like shit, and don't get me started on tea.

2: Water.

1: But it has no taste!

2: So? Animals did this all the time. Water keeps me refreshed and hydrated. Try some, it's the better beverage.

Remember to drink water kids. And don't do lean.

by CC-8826 September 24, 2023