Water

Water, water is a liquid that you can’t taste or hold.

Can I have some water ?

by LordBigEvil February 29, 2020

I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022

The Water Hole

Where African people Drink

Im going to the water hole

by dicktoster May 7, 2019

Water-man

A crazy degenerate looking, gimp mask wearing man in a silver tightsuit who was in the sidemen hole in the wall video along with six other beautiful men. So, another KSI character.

"hunghhhhhhh i want to see simon wet hngghnghh"
~Water-man

by thebhenchod July 13, 2022

Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.

I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.

by Pauleich August 2, 2025

Watering the toilette

When you need to clean up a stupid thing you made, that in the moment seemed normal, but after a second though you feel stupid, ashamed and very much laughable

where is he? he is watering the toilette for buying a banana holder

by McBucket December 10, 2021

Fancy Water

Water, which given a chance crystallize into snow.

Dammit , that fancy water brought down that fellers roof.

by fidness 1957 January 16, 2022