shit castle

a female that has lost all face value due to fucking 1 or more niggers.

"Remember when Crystal wasnt a shit castle?" "Yeah man, first niggers, whats next, Dobermans??"

by Ian June 17, 2006

shit cock

when a turd log is hanging out of someone's ass and is then sucked like a big, brown, stinky dick.

Hey Ben, did you just suck my shit cock?

by nills yills January 24, 2003

bloody shit

another way of saying "what the fuck", "oh my gosh", "holy shit", "are you serious?" etc.

Bloody shit, is there nobody here with any common sense?

by UrbanPrick March 2, 2014

battle shits

The grueling cotest involving two people weighing in, before taking shits in adjacent bathroom stalls. I cannot stress how important it is that the dumps be simultaneous. After both combatants have finished. They must examine each other's specimen and then procede to weigh again. The winner is the combatant who had the heaviest shit.

In some countries battle shitting will hold up in court, such as for custody of a child or divorce hearings.

This Sunday on Pay-Per-View, Chip Brown "Streaks" will square off against Brian "The Human Corn Cannery" Harrell in a battle shits contest for the World Title. 29.99.

The over/under for betting purposes is 5 ounces.

by Jip! January 26, 2007

fuck that shit

Refusal to accept the presented circumstance or event.

"Fuck that shit cuz I ain't the one, for a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun..."

by Sublime GT December 10, 2003

shit balls

something you say when you make an oopsy daisy

oh shit balls my poptart dropped.

by JKS208 November 20, 2009

shit snipper

The anal sphincter.

"Martha and I have been courting for nearly 18 monthes now Mother. But she has not yet allowed me to stretch her shit snipper - is that a bad sign?"

by Stockers August 25, 2003