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<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025

for the girl who won’t give me kisses

use when you’re giving something such as a playlist or something you put some thought into to a female who won’t really give you the time of day but you’re still gonna risk looking stupid cause she’s that cool

i made a playlist for the girl who won’t give me kisses

by prodbybeastboy June 10, 2018

Coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

It’s the new Netflix and chill, imax and climax, etc in the time of coronavirus pandemic.

Person to attractive quarantine candidate: coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.

by Doctor.vin March 13, 2020

NATIONAL PIN YOUR BF AGAINST THE WALL DAY AND KISS HIM

You slam your bf against the wall and punch till he cry’s then you give him a kiss

Hey it’s NATIONAL PIN YOUR BF AGAINST THE WALL DAY AND KISS HIM.

by Diego bafa November 17, 2023

Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say

Bartholomew: Hop on flood escape you fat fucking nigger faggot,Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

Joe: Okay daddy

by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 3, 2025

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

The Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss

this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!

fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!

by talukderlover98 May 8, 2024