CUM MASTER 64

A person very amazing at cumming. Considered a master at his job.

Person 1: Wow, I really hope to be a CUM MASTER 64 one day..

by megashit85 December 4, 2021

Farting out cum

When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet

Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!

by Awfulman July 15, 2022

Cum master 47

A boy or girl that can cum for 47min I.e. your mother

Cum master 47 is so cool and nice

by …? June 7, 2022

magna cum laude

to ejaculate with great force; to orgasm at a high pitch

She made me magna cum laude!

by Super Heavyweight January 11, 2003

african cum dodger

a african person who avoids cum shots

ceo of der magaizine cheyenee avoids facial is a african cum dodger

by coltray October 25, 2009

Post Cum Hatred

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.

I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.

by B Ronson July 27, 2008

Red Cum Dragon

The action of the biting of a penis before ejaculation, so blood and semen ejaculate simultaniously.

That stupid saigon whore gave me a red cum dragon. It took my dick several days to heal, but it still hurts when I pee.

by WICKY WILD WILD WEST May 21, 2003