No nut November coupon

There shall be no such thing. The counsel shall not tolerate such madness. Why is there a point of having a No Nut November when you have the opportunity to have a sweet release. If you use this you shall be punished if you are caught. We are Man the superior beings not pussies using coupons.

DefinitionNo Nut November coupon is a coupon having the opportunity to have a sweet release that will not be tolerated by the counsel

by The Counsel November 1, 2021

Norbest Nut Buster

While having sex in the kitchen and the woman's nipples get hard and the man yells, "The turkey is done!" and pulls out and blows it all over the woman's chest proceeding to baste her turkeys.

My wife was cooking nude in her apron the other night and we started going at it until I basted her turkeys giving her the best Norbest Nut Buster ever. Talk about the best Thanksgiving dinner ever!

by Chase Mills January 12, 2009

deez nuts

kid 1) You knowwho faught yesterday?
kid 2) no who?
kid1) deez nuts!

by deez nuts! May 31, 2003

post-nut spoon

Self descriptive.

I rammed her hard then had me a post-nut spoon.
That fucking bitch wouldn't gimme a post-nut spoon.
We were in the midst of a post-nut spoon and my dick got stuck to her ass cheeks.
I hate the post-nut spoon, I just want to go home when I'm done.

by Meeting of the Marks June 18, 2009

Corn nuts teeth

Usually someone named dominc and there teeth look like Corn nuts and they have a metal head.

Shut up dominic you have corn nuts teeth

by Domisabitchboyclaptrap November 2, 2019

Juicy Nut January

The month after Destroy Dick December where you need to take a break so you can only nut once a week therefore the name Juicy Nut January after this month you may nut as much as you want but if you don’t wish to participate you don’t have to but you will no longer be considered a man for the next month

Friend: Are you participating in Juicy Nut January?

Other Friend: nah man, why?

Friend:pussy

by Some meme boi November 1, 2018

My nuts itch

Something a male says when they have completely lost interest in whatever he is doing, or being told.

Teacher: So that's why it is very important not to mix these chemicals together.
Chad: ... My nuts itch.
Teacher: Get out.

by TooInchesTwoMuch December 23, 2014